Thursday, March 13, 2008

It's NO Crap!

Okay- so my horoscope in US Magazine- of all places.... The one where Heidi talks about being betrayed by Spencer~ You know, Heidi- new singing sensation.... :cough:  yeah-- anyway....    My Horoscope:

An unexpected expense makes you anxious. Take care of your finances before they're a problem. (Sugar daddy Pluto could land you a loan or extra gig on the 14th) Your social life is surprisingly flush and helps take your mind off money matters.

OKAY-- so the basement smells like either : death or sewerage.  Larry couldn't find anything dead down there [I'm still not 100% convinced...]  The  holding tank for our sewerage was all full- blockage? problem?  We have the tank cleaned out= $219.  Water is flowing nicely from home-to-holding tank.  [which- btw, in out in the front yard- but you wouldn't  know.... it's a concrete slab w/ a pretty bird bath on it]  Anyway~ problem solved??!!!!  I think not.  The pumps haven't been going on- so we check out the holding tank again [2 days after the cleaning]  it's totally full.  WTF?  Must be a blockage some where between the tank- and the street.  Okay- let me just say- the drive way is over 800 feet.  The sewer line has to be about 1100 feet of so-- how it goes this way- that way- straight down the drive- that way- then to the street.   The lines are being flushed as I write.  $950.  thankgod my parents are my Sugar Daddy Pluto are are leading me the money$$$.  I'm broke poor right now, no lie.  friggin' blows!  Shit Happens- literally.   I'm praying [and I don't even pray- or believe in that whole biz..] praying that this does the job.  This is the problem.  When it's all said and done- the pumps will work properly, the tank will empty out.. the smell will disappear.  I still think something is dead though. I have a pretty good nose for Death. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well????