Thursday, January 31, 2008

Sometimes I really hate you--

You dogs-- you!!! GRRR!!!  Why must you constantly dig under the fence, break through the bottom of the fence, find any 'semi-open' gap or weak point in the fence and squeeze through it  like little moles??!!!   It's a beautiful day outside- high 40's.  A bit too warm for me, this is Jersey and January folks-  waiting for snow here.  It's a great day for some dog fun -outside.  I leave you out-- and if I neglect to check on you say, every 4 stinkin' minutes- You've found a way out!  Free, freedom, to romp through the woods, chase squirrels, terrorize the dogs down the driveway, run through neighboring yards, I've never actually have seen you down in the neighboring court-- but being there's a big yellow lab down there, with an invisible fence... well- i bet you harass the hell out of him, as well. 

I give you love, food, shelter, a nice couch to lay on-- [how this became, I'm not sure-- I guess I became a 'bit soft' with all the renovation going on- and didn't nip this one in the bud] . You get chew treats, 'babies' bones and you have lots of buddies.  I just don't get it???   Then when I realize you are missing- it's ME- I'm the one out there calling your names, searching, hoping nothing bad has happened to you. You little doggies may give me gray hair before the kids do.  

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